Sam's Club

First off.
Seven is REALLY Sore.. but shes going to be okay. Lucid lil thing. The rest of the crew of the Voyager are okay, but again, really sore. Whats left of the ship is in the docking bay of the ark and is in the process of being repaired.
I am greatful to all of them for risking thier lives to bring us some information and point us in the right direction to finding that thing. I will be forever greatful to you for doing this.

Now then, that all the important stuff is out of the way, There is the discussion of what happens when you have several armies worth of nuts camped out on your property. One thing that happens is that the food supplies tend to run low rather fast. Neither of my folks were happy about getting up this morning and finding out that it was time for another sam's club run.
That means getting the two trucks out, and heading down to town to the Sam's in question. Which normally isnt much of an issue we hop in the trucks and head down.
This time how ever I have a set of body guards and getting them downt here is less than fun.
The twins, Sunny and Siders, are comming along with grimlock. That means i have Two sociopathic Lambos, and an autobot that looks and acts like a ticked off Trex, in the bed of my beat up old chevy. On top of all of that when Someone else finds out ive got two more comming with me.
So I drive into town, with my Fellow Fanfic writer, Her Sith lord, Two sociopathic lambos, and an autobot that looks and acts like a pissed off Trex all smooshed into my truck.. No idea where im gonna put the groceries.
Eventually We DO make it down there and my folks proceed to inform me that im on food duty while they go looking for some other things. Get what i want , get what every one needs, but Dont OVER do it.
Mean while Grimmy is full sized and hunkered down in the parking lot, while one twin is on the exit and th other is on the entrance. Needless to say they are getting really wierd looks.
I smoosh my head against the stearing wheel and then look over at Kenya and Aankin.
"You two SURE you dont wanna sit in the car?"
"Nah I'm good," She looks at anakin, "YOu wanna stay?"
"No Thank you. I fully capeable of handeling this."
I stop and stare at him, "Never been to Sam's have you?"
I shrug and hop out, "your choice."
They hop out and follow me out to the store. I get in and proceed to pull one of the flat beds loose and start pushing it. I dont know what im getting more stares for, the flat bed or the guy in black armor following me.
Some impossibly skinny lil thing with FAKE blond hair(no i dont Dislike blonds just Fake blonds)bounces out an starts talking to me.
"Hi there welcome to sams club, " She produces a atomizer and proceeds hose me down, "Would you like to try our new scent Committed?"
"Someone needs to be committed," I mutter and shoulder past her.
"Fat b _ _ _ _ " I hear her shoot back as i keep on walking.
I just ignore it, andkeep on going. Kenya has to grab hold of Anakin and tug him away from the girl before she provoked him.
I get futher into the store and sniff my self, "Great I smell like a floral brothel."
"Are you certain rose that you would not liek me to give that girl my exclusive opinion?"
"DONT tempt me." I growl and head off to get the food.
it takes about twenty minuts to get every thing we need gathered up and head back to the check out.
Guess whos checking.
I look sky ward, "and people think you dont have a sense of humor."
"Just ignore her," Kenya tells me.
I proceeded to put everything out there and wait as the woman takes her sweet time ringing up the stuff and finally pull out my check book to pay her.
I notice the look on her face and have to ask.
"Yes?"
"Well, Did you jsut come from a costume party?"
"No." I tell her flatly.
"Well im sorry but yer friend's out fit, that has gotto be the fakest Vader Costume Ive ever seen."
"What costume?" He rubmles
I think it might have reigstered with her then but thankfully the sale was done and we headed out.
Now all we have to do is go back unpack this mess and see what we can make of the voyager tapes.
Hopefully things will progess.
Rose.