Micro-nuts

Okay first off I dont know who's bright idea it was to take the personalities of Hannibel Lector, and Dirty Harry, and give them to a pair of transformers. Second off, I would dearly love to know why they decided that MY kitchen would be a good place to have one of thier little "discussions."
In case your wondering who im talking about here, im talking about Rampage and Depthcharge. Two members of the Zoo that Megatron felt compelled to go find when we were in the middle of the war. For some STRANGE reason, he thought that they could help. ::Rolls eyes:: Now granted most of them are pretty civil, yes even Meg's lil namesake. And at least one of them I really like, cheetor for example. Still there has to be one at every house I suppose only it seems like I got stuck with two of them.
NOw then, Rampage and Depthcharge have some history. Ramps got experimented on, went nuts and pretty much pounded DC's colony into paste, sans DC. DC got mad , chased after him and tried to kill him. Confused yet? ya me too.
Well They have supposedly came to an understanding compliments of Megatron's fusion cannon. Still they are not above the occasional verbal stab at one another, nor has there been any lack of fisticuffs between them. My dad says one more time to ruin his lawn and they are sleeping in the grage.
Well the finaly straw came this morning while mom and dad were in the process of getting ready to go pay a vist to the extended relatives. I had NO intention of going so I packed for them. I was in the middle of this when i heard the crash from the kitchen. I came in there to find, the two of them at each other's throats, and my poor bettas on the floor from where thier tanks had hit it.
"MY FISH!!"
That scream froze the whole house and I turned my glare on the two mechs in the middle of the puddle.
"What did you do to my FISH!!?"
"Ummm.." DC began. then he pointed to ramps and announced, "HE DID IT!"
Which got them going all over again.
"STOP IT!!" I screamed, "DONT MOVE!"
They stood up and stood stock still as i rescued my fish and put each of them in a glass.
"Come with me."
THey looked at the rest of the gathered Transformers with dread and followed me.
twenty minuts later I came back carrying two more glasses. Each one holding a shrunk down nut case. I remembered someone doing this to them in a fan fic and so I cribbed her idea.
A few more minuts later I had my fish back in new tanks, shatter proof one's this time. Then I decided to give each of the fish, which by the way are red and blue and named after these two yahoos, company. I stuck DC with the red fish named rampage, and Ramps witht the blue fish named Depthcharge.
"Touch the fish And i'll grind you two up for betta food! GOT IT!!"
I reviced two meek nods and headed back out of the kitchen. The ammount of laughter i heard following me tells me what they think of my solution.
I plan on letting them stay there for another day or so. When they know to behave I'll fish them out.
Needless to say, my life is interesting at least. But if this is the worst it gets, then I will have no complaints.
Rose.