Pranks

Well they finally let me out, on the condition that I allow them to assign me a set of body guards.
I guess I should be greatful. All things considered, if the Lambos are following me around, they cant get into trouble. They are two of the biggest pranksters that are probably on this ship.
They are apprently not the ONLY ones.
I found this out the hard way when I stepped out of my rooms and nearly got decapitated by Buzzsaw and Lazerbeak going full tilt down the hall. A few moments later I heard the roar of a dragon some where, and then the Wheel twins as well as all the cassettecons came tearing around the corner just as fast as the birds had been going.
"WE DIDNT DO IT!!" one of them hollerd and ran even faster.
Ten more seconds later Meleficent in full blown dragon form came barreling around the corner.
"Meleficent?" I managed as Sideswipe grabed me and hauled me out of her way.
She turned around and glared down at me.
"IS something wrong?"
She stood there for another few moments and then snapped back to her humanoid form.
"DOES THIS ANSWER YOUR QUESTION!!!?"
I had to try REALLY REALLY hard to not bust out laughing at the poor woman's predicament. The twins behind me started puffing up like a pair of helium balloons and also doing thier best to not crack up.
Someone had gotten hold of her out fit and A)switched at white(completely white ) copy of it Or B)bleached it totally white
So there stood Meleficent, in white, from Horned headdress to pointed fringe.
"Yah.. that pretty much answers my question." I confirmed. "Just dont kill them okay? I dont wanna hear Soundwave whine."
She glared at me again for a second and then stormed off down the hall.
The twins managed to hold it in for about another second and they suddenly crack up.
I shake my head and walk off into the rest of the ark Lookingfor Rion.
I get about halfway to where im supopsed to meet him and come across Kenya standing there looking through a pane of glass with a mildly peveed look on her face.
"Problem?" I asked.
"Oh he wont come out." She sighed.
"Who?"
"Darth," She pointed to the other side of the glass.
"I am NOT comming out LIKE THIS!!"
"OH get over it, you cant hide in there all day."
It suddenly dawns on me what happened.
"oh no.. they got him TOO?"
"Say what?" SHe turned and looked at me.
"Lemme guess, someone swapped his out fit, mask and all, for a white one?"
"Howd you...?"
"THey got Meleficent too...Shes ticked."
She tries really hard to not crack up her self and I take off agian.
"Well least i knwo what happened to my "Infinities" comic."
I finally make it to the bridge to find a still dragon Mel' being soothed by her BF megs while Rion tries to point out that there is no proof that the kids did it.
In the back ground there stands, Vector Prime, Yoda, Quigon, and Alpha Trion all looking like they are about to bust.
I quietly make my way over and look at the four of them.
"You clowns did it didnt you?"
three of them managed to look totally innocent while Vector only girnned.
"How is it they put it on your world? Oh yes, I shall take the Fifth on that one."
"Uhh huh... "I Nodd. " Just please keep it to a minimum guys, We are having a hard enough time keeping the peace as is."
"Yes My lady," Vector manages, still about ot laugh.
I shake my head again and keep my trap shut, no sense in shattering thier images right now. Then i go to try and help calm down the incensed dark fairy before she roasts some one.
Needless to say, i got out of my box just in time. When the ones that are SUPPOSED to be "Dignified" start pulling pranks anything is likely to happen.
Rose.